~quintessential~: one down, few more to go ...

just about 2 hours ago, i had my chinese stage 2 exam. it was the aural and oral exam. honestly i've no IDEA wat AURAL means... ears? cos it happened to be those listening tests. n yeah, i was late, by 2 minutes... that teacher started WITHOUT ME !!! cis ! d other gals, sarah n sue were like, "err.. but theres one more gal, jamie, she's not here yet!" n so when i sat down, i was thinking to myself-

*oh shit, thats it la! sleep summore la. told u dun go back from library for that 45 mins u dunwan listen. see now? eh but then, i dint sleep whole nite leh! ppl who dun sleep whole nite take red bull, i took few sips of insomnia coffee .. no wait , i STOLE insomnia coffee from some ppl having their seminar inside the room n the coffee was outside. yeah yeah, msians, steal the roti summore! oh shutup! n listen to the tape. but i missed the first part, like how m i gonna even answer it?? darn, eh... oh no wait, she's repeating it.. oh yeah! okay good! listen*

LOL ! yep, i took chinese as my electives, first i chose the ab initio, but blabla... it was so easy. y should i learn words like, NI HAO for 12 weeks?? yeah, so for the oral, we're required to speak on either-
a) my uni life - *ahem* wo de sheng huo zai da xue
b) my hobbies - wo de ai hao
and
c) christmas - sheng tan?? ;P

since i noe nuts about christmas, and it seems quite a handful of them are doing college life, i being my usual self decided to be a lil different n chose my hobbies. this actually kinda reminds me of those times when were in primary 5/sec 1 writing essays? "my family/my hobbies/my ambition.my this my that, how come they never asked us to write my boyfriend?!" - but i wouldnt noe wat to write then huh! except this is only 2 mins of speaking then d instrctor will ask u a couple of questions to see if u really noe wat u talking about. so i finally wrote out my script at around 11 am this morning, n managed to memorise them all during those 2 one hour breaks in between tutorial and lectures. oh yea! today's tutorial went fine, great in fact.! i ponteng-ed the one i was sposed to attend n went instead to another class of whom i noe who the tutor is, cos i got this lady Katrin Bender for biochem labs n i noe how good she is, unlike d tutor i was assigned to, some sto.Opid pakistani guy, aiya, dunno how to explain, bad shape can ade!
Scenario 1
PG - "so, diabetes type 2 is the one where u're OBEST you noe, yea, so wat u think?"
students - "huh? wat was d question? wait, was there even a question?"
student - "urm... i think .."
PG - "no! n diabetes, its not even ... "
student - *i was talking???*
Scenario 2
PG - "alrite, so guys, say if u haf a patient coming in with diabetes, wat do u do?"
student - "give him anti-diabetic drugs? like sulf..."
PG - "haha! haha! u're gonna say that??! ok, u haf diabetes! yeah, u can take anti-diabetic drugs, n go home! haha! haha!"
students - *wat the?? darn bad sarcasm. we're never stepping foot into UR class again! bluekk ;p*

oops.. kinda a lil sidetracked. i knew i had to eternalise this pakistani's words one fine day! anyways, here goes - *dun expect some bombastic chinese words, i tried to simplify as much as i can de, cos kenot make too obvious that i noe chinese a wee bit*

this is to be read wif fine china chinese accent ~
"zai wo ge zhong ai hao zhong, wo zui xi huan shi pai zhao. na'r wo you shi jian, wo hui chu qu pai lou fang, feng jing he tai yang xia shan zai Dun Laoghaire. Feng jing zai Ai Er Lan gen Malaysia hen bu yi yang, na wo bu hui jue de men sui ran wo pai le tong yang de feng jing. pai zhao zhi hou, wo jiu zai dian nao fang na ge zhao pian zai yi chi, ran hou she ji bian zheng yi ge hao biao liang de tu hua. zhi guo zheng bu jian dan ye sui yao hen duo shi jian. ge shi, wo hai xi huan zhi'r ai hao.
ying wei tu yi ke sui yao wo zhang zhang zuo xia, wo he wo de pen you qu ta qiu zai fu qing de gong yuan. wo men hen xi huan ta lan qiu. Bu guan qing tian hai shi yu tian, wo men ye qu ta ying wei wo men ta le hen kai xin.
wo hai you yi ge zui xi huan de ai hao. Tang wo yi ge ren de shi hou, wo xi huan tu guan yu ai qing de gu shi shu. Zhi zhong shu hen you qu he hui rang wo ku!"

*ahem*ahem* Thank you Mediacorp! Thank you Ping Hua Kindergarten! Thank you, thank you!

OH YA ! ok, this bit i suddenly remember that i hafta put after i'm out from d toilet doing my usual business. yup, toilet has become my ultimate blogging site. lol ! some of u might even noe that i study in there, thanx to my wonderful idea of system barter ......
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